the last girl and the last reason to make this last for as long as i could

Title: you have to try the whipped cream
Author: thiswholeflight
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1000 words
Character/Pairing: Sam and Ruby (With a side of Dean)
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers for Supernatural (Up to 3x07 "Fresh Blood"-ish!)/Absurdity. AU. Snark. Deserving of pointing and laughing.
Disclaimer: I am in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of Supernatural. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Note: Emma's fault. Again. Written in conjunction to her series of ten one hundred word drabbles. It's pretty much here so Ginni laugh at the absurdity. When I say absurdity? I mean it. This so so AU, baby, it deserves love and all the feedback you can give. Seriously. All that and more. ... and it might be thetenspot canon now. All because at least I love me.

( This is your fault, he says, stubbornly. As all men usually do. )

Title: meant to be
Author: thiswholeflight
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100 words
Character/Pairing: Ruby/Sam
Spoilers/Warnings: Spoilers for Supernatural (aired episodes of S3)
Disclaimer: I am in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of Supernatural. No copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Note: Emma's fault. Her and her challenging me not to be wordy over 100 words. No more or no less. More will probably come.

( her tongue makes a guest appearance, peering out from the inside of her warm wet pink little mouth )

UNTITLED INSPIRED PIECE OF CRAP (THE O.C./SUPERNATURAL CROSSOVER)
(totally inspired by tonight's episode of SPN, but spoils nothing - unless you live under a rock as far as The O.C. goes)

"This is weird," said Sam. "I thought you were fictional."

Marissa shook her head, even tempered and not screaming which was a first for her without having any alcohol in her system. "Nope, and I'm not dead either."

"This is really supernatural," agreed Dean, weirded out.

"No! Really!" started Marissa, "It's just natural. Volchok didn't kill me, while they were trying to save me in the hospital Oliver came and he was just still so obsessed with me that he kidnapped me. Thank god you guys came to save me." She flung her arms around Sam in a tight hug. Sam looked helpless for a moment.

"No, I'm talking about how skinny you are. It's supernatural," Dean clarified.

"Oh, that?" Asked Marissa, "I had two ribs removed."

"Come on, Sammy," Dean said getting comfortable on the coin operated massage bed. There'd never been magic fingers with quite the touch as these. "There's plenty of room."

Sam sighed to himself but made no move to join his brother.

"What is it?" Dean asked after a moment.

"I'm a never nude," Sam reluctantly admitted, letting his white towel fall to reveal his blue denim cut-offs that perfectly hugged his ass in a delectable peach shape.

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